Nick Russell on April 29th, 2010

Judging by the response from yesterday’s blog, a lot of folks feel the same way I do about Arizona’s new law, which calls for police to arrest any illegal aliens they find in the state. It seems to me that since there are so many jerks protesting this courageous action on the part of the […]

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Nick Russell on April 28th, 2010

Last week Arizona Governor Jan Brewer ignited a firestorm of controversy when she signed the state’s tough new law, which makes it a state crime to be in the United States illegally. Under the new law, Arizona police officers have an obligation to question anyone they suspect is in the country illegally about their immigration […]

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Nick Russell on April 26th, 2010

I was watching the Tonight Show the other day, and host Jay Leno was interviewing Kate Goslin. About two minutes into their conversation, I found myself asking “who is this person. What did she ever do to make her a “celebrity””? These days it seems like we have hundreds of celebrities who come out of […]

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Nick Russell on April 23rd, 2010

Have you received an e-mail with the following message, or seen it posted on Facebook? Dear Lord, this year you took my favorite actor, Patrick Swayze. You took my favorite actress, Farrah Fawcett. You took my favorite singer, Michael Jackson. I just wanted to let you know, my favorite president is Barack Obama.   If […]

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Nick Russell on April 21st, 2010

I’m gonna be rich! After a lifetime of hard work, starting several small businesses, feeding the occasional slot machine, and buying hundreds of lottery tickets over the years, I have finally found the secret to instant wealth! Yeah, I know, it took me 57 years to become an overnight success, but who cares? I’m gonna […]

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Nick Russell on April 18th, 2010

There’s good news and bad news for Ohio death row inmate  Darryl Durr, who is scheduled to be executed this week for the rape and murder of sixteen year old Angel Vincent, whom Durr abducted from her home and killed in 1988. Durr has been waging a prolonged legal battle, at taxpayer expense, to avoid […]

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Nick Russell on April 16th, 2010

I find it amazing that while people are complaining about programs that they say will waste tax dollars on health care for American citizens, they are oblivious to the fact that our government is paying subsidies to the tune of $3 billion dollars a year to less than 20,000 cotton farmers. The program encourages American […]

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Nick Russell on April 11th, 2010

Young people and sex. Aside from locking our kids in a bank vault and piping in air to them, how do we keep those teenage hormones under control? It’s a question that most parents have asked themselves more than once, and I’m not sure we ever get it right. Sitting down and having that birds […]

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Nick Russell on April 9th, 2010

I upset a few people in my April 1st blog, It’s Time To Take Back Our Border, when I referred to Mexico as a “cesspool teeming with disease and vermin.” In the spirit of detente, can we agree that while most of Mexico is a good place, filled with good people, most of the Mexican […]

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Nick Russell on April 7th, 2010

It seems like a lot of Dumb A$$es are crooks. Or is it that crooks are, by their very nature, Dumb A$$es? For example: 52 year old Paul John Sos was arrested by police in San Diego after stealing an ambulance at a local hospital. Cops needed to employ stop strips to bring the ambulance […]

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